It's "I Wish I Was Organized" Day!

Yep, it's that annual ritual where we all go through various piles, bags, drawers, boxes, and unused corners of the house trying to put together all those receipts and notations that tell us where, in the name of all that is capitalist, our money went last year.

Except for you poor deprived people who are organized. Yes, you, with your accordion files full of neatly annotated receipts, your carefully filed paperwork from every expenditure, your checkbook that is always balanced, your desk that is always tidy, your accounts that are always clean.

You miss out on all this fun. Nyah.